Ron DeSantis will teach Woke Baseballs a lesson on trying to prevent children from being hit in the face

Well, earlier this week we were wondering how authoritarian white Christian fascist leaders would react to professional sports who decided to take the courageous step of taking the side of the children Not being hit in the face with AR-15s at school. Marco Rubio was so crazy at the Miami Heat for the message shot in the face at children.

READ MORE! Oh no, Marco Rubio, are ALL sports turning into wokester against children who are murdered with guns?

IN PARTICULAR! Go to hell and shut up, Marco Rubio

And soon after, in the world of baseball, Florida’s New York Yankees and Tampa Bay Rays decided to devote all of their social media during their game to educating about gun violence prevention by doing something about damn guns. Another Florida team, taking the position of cute groomer of “kids shouldn’t get hit in the face in school.” The PC cancel culture has gone crazy!

Fortunately, Florida has a governor who isn’t afraid to unzip his pants and dig in there and takes out his pee and wave it at Mickey Mouse like “Hey Wokey Mouse! MY PEANUS IS ANGRY AT YOU! For being a great Wokey Mouse! I’ll do it now rip off Florida taxpayers on a billion dollars in a fit of performative anger at Wokey Mouse! “(Not a direct quote.)

And luckily, the Florida governor himself isn’t afraid to punish baseballs woken up for siding with kids who aren’t hit in the face by guns, instead of siding with guns.

“Hey, Tampa Bay Rays! More like Tampa Bay GAYS, right? Oh wait the law I signed says I don’t have to say gay! Dagnabbit! Anyway, MY PEANUS IS ANGRY AT YOU!”

We don’t actually know what Ron DeSantis said when decided to veto $ 35 million for a facility in Pasco County that the team plans to use for spring training, but we’re sure it captures the spirit.


This is from a right-wing site, so obviously the language is journalistic bullshit. Also, as of this writing, only the right-wing media are reporting DeSantis’ motives. for this veto, but we wouldn’t be surprised if this kind of scoop got to them first:

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis plans to veto $ 35 million legislation for a Pasco County facility set aside for spring training for the Tampa Bay Rays, OutKick learned.

DeSantis’ decision is in response to the Rays politicizing the recent shootings in Buffalo and Uvalde ahead of a meeting with the Yankees in May.

So mean of them, to “politicize” two of the three major gun massacres America has had in the past two weeks. Shit, when you read this, they might have politicized the third.

DeSantis is giving a voice to people who don’t want their sports and children’s businesses to be at the forefront of the cultural divide.

Go fuck yourself.

The local news confirms this that DeSantis vetoed that $ 35 million, but still, as of this writing, only right-wing sites get the news on his motives. (Breitbart is typically hysterical about the Rays’ social media blitz during that game against the Yankees.) We can’t wait for more detailed reports when the adults start looking into it.

Regardless – and even if these right-wingers had completely boned the story, not that they ever would have done such a thing – we’ll be sure to keep updating you on every time MY PEANUS IS ANGRY AT YOU by Ron DeSantis! and starts squirming.

[h/t JoeMyGod / Outkick]

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