Some Florida idiots complaining about suing the Pulitzers or something

Guys, we don’t think Donald Trump is doing very well the hilarious implosion John Durham’s special attorney’s investigation to prove that Hillary Clinton rigged the 2016 election against herself because she really likes to hoax Trump with Russia. By “hilarious implosion,” we don’t mean Durham’s mustache has imploded on itself and it’s now just a bunch of mustache on the ground. But a jury surely came back and said that Democratic attorney Michael Sussmann had done nothing wrong and he certainly hadn’t lied to the FBI, which was the only thing Durham had been able to indict him for.

Trump’s idiots really thought they were holding the keys to the conspiracy with the Sussmann case. They were puffing out their own paint. They looked like idiots, but they believed it. They would be avenged.

And then a jury came back and said “LOL”.

Like Donald Trump went to Truth Social yesterday, whimpering into his tiny megaphone for the verdict.

If you can’t read it, here’s the transcript:

Our legal system is CORRUPT, our judges (and judges!) Are very partisan, compromised or just plain scared, our borders are OPEN, our elections are rigged, inflation is CLIMBING, gas and food prices are “skyrocketing”, our Military “Leadership” is Woke, our country is going to HELL and Michael Sussmann is not guilty. How is everything else done? Good day!!!

dear This got serious “I can’t divorce if I divorce you first!” power. Let’s say random uppercase looks even more illiterate than usual, but honestly they don’t, he’s just not very good at English.

But it’s so funny that it ends with “Michael Sussmann is not guilty”, as if the American people had really been following this case, as if anyone cared. No one living out of the fart bubbles in Laura Ingraham’s bathtub has a clue what it is.

But Donald Trump does. He believed the hype Fox News produced for its sole benefit. He believed Durham would claim it.

As if to show how pathetic Trump’s belief in his impending revenge really was, a little later yesterday afternoon, Fox News reports on a letter sent by Trump, dated May 27, saying he would sue the PULITZERS if they didn’t REMOVE the AWARDS they gave to the RIGGED NEW YORK TIMES and OVERRATED WASHINGTON POST for their stories about RUSSIA HOAX! He screamed for it before, but now he’s suing! (She is not suing.)

Former President Donald Trump calls on the Pulitzer Prize Council to revoke awards given to the New York Times and Washington Post in 2018 for coverage of Russia investigations, threatening legal action if they fail to comply.

Did you know that you can sue if you don’t like someone who rewards an organization that has nothing to do with you? Pissed that Taylor Swift didn’t let Kanye West finish and Beyoncé then didn’t get that Grammy? You’re suing!

In a letter to Pulitzer Administrator Marjorie Miller, Trump noted that he had made the request twice previously, stating that the report on the years long champion it was based on false information.

It wasn’t. Trump only has a wet back of his underwear because he’s mad.

“There is no doubt that the Pulitzer Board’s award to those media outlets was based on false and fabricated information they published,” the former president She said. “The continued publication and recognition of the awards on the Council’s website is a distortion of fact and personal defamation that will result in litigation if the Council cannot be persuaded to do the right thing on its own.”


The letter, dated May 27, refers to “further recent evidence” and urges the council to “pay close attention to developments in the ongoing Michael Sussman trial. [sic]the former Clinton campaign attorney of 2016 “.

Again, very few people were paying much attention to developments in Michael Sussman’s ongoing criminal trial [sic], because the lawsuit against him wasn’t a fucking bullshit. He was irrelevant. John Durham is a damn joke and anyone who gave hope based on his investigation is a bigger joke.

But anyway, if perhaps the Pulitzers have read this letter and paid close attention to the developments in the Sussmann case, yesterday must have been a pretty funny moment for the womp womp trombone. We doubt they were afraid of Trump in reality sue, since so often does not follow on his screaming screams.

Fox News reports that Trump also begged the Pulitzers to look at the 2019 Justice Department Inspector General Michael Horowitz report on the origins of the Russia investigation, due to how he had also avenged him. friends, that report took 476 pages to scrupulously debunk any conspiracy theory in Trump’s leaking brain, but did not avenge him.

“Along with publications that have obsessively promulgated disgustingly bogus attacks on me, you have done everything possible to destroy my reputation,” said Trump, asking, “how can I get my reputation back?”

Not you.

The end!

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