Donald Trump Jr frowned as seen in the photo above, and it was a terrible thing, but it was because he was thinking about geopolitical thinking.
So, as a person who is allowed to be on Twitter, hey formed this thought on Twitter. Which is a shame, because if he was doing it for dad’s approval, affection, or love, dad can’t see him there.
It was a thought about Finland, a free country, joining NATO. Literally all people who love democracy and freedom think this is a good idea. The only people who don’t like this idea are Putin and his sycophants. Hell, Putin even tried to disconnect the electricity, but Finland was like a dick and now Putin is keeping to his word. well all right for the accession of Finland and Sweden to NATO.
Which leads us to:
Wow, Junior, how did you manage to hit so many of Vladimir Putin’s weaknesses in so few characters?
To suggest that Finland is “okay” and shouldn’t worry about anything, despite its hostile neighbor – who has already attacked it before, with terribly embarrassing results, for his neighbor – is he currently committing war crimes and genocide on another peaceful neighbor? Check.
Suggest that Putin deserves to have a “buffer zone” from NATO, because whatever Putin wants Putin gets, if that’s what you say Does Junior love it, especially later in the summer? Check.
To suggest that Putin should simply invade because Ukraine was about to join NATO (it wasn’t), thus eliminating that “buffer zone”? Check.
By suggesting “the invasion of Ukraine has begun” for any other reason other than the fact that the dictator of garbage in Russia with all the stupid looking fillers in his face felt killer and decided to start killing people to satisfy the his clown dreams of a reconstituted Russian empire? Control control control control!
boy, young man Surely you’ve learned from the best, when it comes to being on Putin’s side instead of the American side.
Let’s say your father must be shot, except we know HEY never impressed with you
womp womp
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