Moms For Liberty Trying To Arrest School Librarians For Letting Kids Check Out 'Porn'. And other Wonkette stories of today!

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Ugh these people.

And these.

They’re great.

I mean this one is SO OUT THERE. What were the lunatic gunhumpers thinking putting this guy’s face on their cause? Oh right, asked and answered.

Poor Moonies bein’ repressed.

Good while it lasted!

Here’s a race to watch!

Here’s another!

It’s Election Night jibber-jabbering, aqui!

And if you missed the first installment of the novel I bought you, welcome to Wonkette presents … THE SPLIT!

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The campaign to elect the next CEO of the Confederation of Conservative States of America was in high gear, and no one who listened to the radio could avoid knowing all about it. “If we have to execute the woman to save the baby, then that’s exactly what we’re going to do. God personally told me that’s what he wants,” shouted Oliver M. Waldrip, the cand…

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