Fox didn’t like SVU last week, time to call the cops.

Hi hi! How’d we fare today at ye Olde Wonkette, without SER cranking out a hundred posts a day (he has left to Be His Own Boss, which trust me, I get)? Well, we made Robyn crank out a hundred posts today instead! (We did not make Robyn write a hundred posts, a couple of them were written before her day off.) SAUSAGE, WE’RE MAKIN IT!

First, we had NOPE.

NOPE. Tabs, Thurs., Feb. 1, 2024

NOPE. Tabs, Thurs., Feb. 1, 2024

Then Robyn did a Furrin NICE TIME!

Is There A NICE TIME Happening In Northern Ireland?

Is There A NICE TIME Happening In Northern Ireland?

Then she did a considerably less nice time!

Is Prison Labor Tainting Your Breakfast Cereal?

Is Prison Labor Tainting Your Breakfast Cereal?

Evan did a Nice Time!

Trump Looks Back On His Latest Week Of Winning, Where Nothing Bad Happened To Him And Everything Was OK

Trump Looks Back On His Latest Week Of Winning, Where Nothing Bad Happened To Him And Everything Was OK

And Evan did a considerably less nice time!

Let’s Talk About The Extremist Lunatic Christian Creep Mike Johnson Invited To Pray In The House This Week.

Let’s Talk About The Extremist Lunatic Christian Creep Mike Johnson Invited To Pray In The House This Week.

There was CLASS WAR!

UPS Laying Off 12,000 People Because $9.9 Billion In Profits Just Isn't Enough

UPS Laying Off 12,000 People Because $9.9 Billion In Profits Just Isn’t Enough

Sephora Made $10 Billion Last Year And All Workers Got Was This Stale Cookie

Sephora Made $10 Billion Last Year And All Workers Got Was This Stale Cookie

There was whatever the fuck these idiots are doing with their mouth holes!

Fox News Didn’t Like ‘SVU’ Last Week, Time To Call The Cops

Fox News Didn’t Like ‘SVU’ Last Week, Time To Call The Cops

Sara had some LIFE SKILLS!

How To BIFF! A Guide!

And we ended the day on a THIRD nice!

The things we do for you people.

See you bright and early tomorrow for tabs!

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