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Is Your Neck Making You Look Old? Tabs, Fri., Nov. 17, 2023
Next Markwayne should try to fight Shawn Fain!
Teamsters Guy Not Sure Whether Markwayne Mullin Wants To Date Him, Fight Him, Bite Him, Or Shoot Him
It was for sure self-evidently dumbass.
Fox News’s Harris Faulkner Retracts Self-Evidently Dumbass Claim Pakistan Expelling 1.7 Million Palestinians
It’s a high bar, but I can clear it.
Jesse Watters Making Steady Progress Toward ‘Way Worse Than Tucker’ Goal
Karl Rove Pretty Sure Republicans’ Abortion Strategy Actually Going Swimmingly
I would have cashed that check so fast it left smoke.
MAGA Chuds Running Michigan County SHOCKED At Own $4 Million Offer To Force Out Public Health Chief They Hate
It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
Gay Nutcrackers! Disabled Black Santas! And Other Holiday Monstrosities, According to Fox
People are so WEIRD.
Murfreesboro, Tennessee, Legalizes Gay, Even For Recreational Use
I *just said*!
Moms For Liberty Weaponize White Woman Tears Against … Beloved Childhood Icon LeVar Burton
First: Mill your wheat.
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